"Werewolves? Bah. They have it easy."
"Turning into a wolf once a month is easy?"
"It's predictable, and wolves are beautiful. I'd swap at once."
"So what's your affliction?"
"Weresloth."
"No!"
"Weather turns warm, boom! I turn into a sloth. Can't do anything."
"I'm so sorry."
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