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There once was a lad from Nantucket
Who didn't need that damn bucket
He went to his wife
So sweet and so nice
Oh, please honey will you sucket
It looks really natural
"Tucker and Buddy lost their family after they had to move away and couldn’t bring the cats along. They’re now together at SPCA of Wake County, waiting for their forever family to find them."
#weirdnews #funny #offbeat #cat #caturday #pets #animals #cute
https://www.thedodo.com/daily-dodo/shelter-cat-leaps-onto-the-shoulders-of-every-single-person-who-walks-by
A bearded old biker named Charlie
Took a very long ride on his Harley.
He knew that his hog
Created no smog,
'Cause he ran it on hops and malt barley
'Yeah, those silly lockpickers only pick the cheap locks because those are the fast and easy ones to break.'
This said by a lock making company who very quickly regretted those comments.
#mallorca #naturephotography #photography #funny #funnyanimals #wildziege #devil #goat
Beyonce’ & Michelle secret handshake 
#beyonce #michelle #handshake #funny #00’s #90’s https://www.inbella.com/985591/%f0%9f%a4%ad-beyonce-michelle-secret-handshake-%f0%9f%98%82-beyonce-michelle-handshake-funny-00s-90s/ #Beyoncé #Destiny'sChild #FemaleCelebrities #funny #handshake #Michelle #most #secret #Shorts
Ugh, I HATE this. I NEVER know which wine to get. Which wine pairs with sunflower seeds, millet, corn, dandelion greens, grass, AND worms?!? I wish they just TOLD me red, white, or rosé. I'm definitely tweeting about this later.
