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John Mastodon<p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/remember" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>remember</span></a> </p><p>: Donald with a D as in Douchebag</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/johnmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>johnmastodon</span></a></p>
Jé<p><span>Et après, on viendra me dire qu'il n'y a pas d'algorithme sur le fedivers ? <br><br></span><a href="https://social.calut.fr/tags/NousSachons" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NousSachons</a> <a href="https://social.calut.fr/tags/JohnMastodon" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#JohnMastodon</a></p>
John Mastodon<p>Are they recalling all the limos for explosion hazard now?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/johnmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>johnmastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/limo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>limo</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/putin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>putin</span></a></p>
Curmudgeon<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://wandering.shop/@cstross" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>cstross</span></a></span> </p><p>It was the year of the first wrist mounted computer.</p><p>[Photo was taken in John Mastodon's computer laboratory. The subject is believed to be "Pip" Boyer, the developer of the first portable computer.]</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/JohnMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JohnMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Fallout" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Fallout</span></a></p>
@reiver ⊼ (Charles) :batman:<p>What are all the "accidental" characters of Decentralized Social-Media (DeSo)?</p><p>• Goosetopher<br>• John Mastodon<br>• Nicole the Fediverse Chick<br>• Pixel Fred</p><p>Anything else?</p><p>...</p><p>UPDATE:</p><p>• Alf<br>• Miss Key</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DeSo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DeSo</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Bluesky" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bluesky</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Fediverse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Fediverse</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Goosetopher" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Goosetopher</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JohnMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JohnMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NicoleTheFediverseChick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NicoleTheFediverseChick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PixelFred" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PixelFred</span></a></p>
donthatedontkill<p>I just discovered Nicole the fediverse chick and John Mastodon, and I am living for it!!<br>This is a Nicole (<span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@ActualFediverseChick" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>ActualFediverseChick</span></a></span>) stan account now.<br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nicolethefediversechick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nicolethefediversechick</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/johnmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>johnmastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Nicole" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Nicole</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fediversechick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fediversechick</span></a></p>
fabian_schluep<p><a href="https://tooting.ch/tags/JohnMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JohnMastodon</span></a> just married <a href="https://tooting.ch/tags/FediverseChick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FediverseChick</span></a>.<br>ALL of them!</p>
Padraig 🌈<p>Has <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/NicoleTheFediverseChick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NicoleTheFediverseChick</span></a> met <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/JohnMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JohnMastodon</span></a> yet?</p>
Hans-Cees 🌳🌳🤢🦋🐈🐈🍋🍋🐝🐜<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@nixCraft" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>nixCraft</span></a></span> yes, <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/JohnMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JohnMastodon</span></a> built <a href="https://ieji.de/tags/llm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>llm</span></a> into bash a century ago.</p>
Paul Chambers🚧<p>🎶 I was Toot'n, when Toot'n wasn't cool. (Duet with <a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/JohnMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JohnMastodon</span></a> )</p><p><a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/FediverseChickNicoleAnything" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FediverseChickNicoleAnything</span></a><br><a href="https://oldfriends.live/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNKekDVQehk" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=dNKekDVQeh</span><span class="invisible">k</span></a></p>
John Mastodon<p>Hey EU, should I remind you who owns X, the social media used by government agencies in the whole continent?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/johnmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>johnmastodon</span></a></p>
John Mastodon<p>What's the current pricetag for a tesla? Probably a good idea to rebrand to "The X car" or something</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/johnmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>johnmastodon</span></a></p>
Lorry<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://beige.party/@bazkie" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>bazkie</span></a></span> I am inclined to go to <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/infosecexchange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>infosecexchange</span></a> but they also block Threads - The <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/mit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mit</span></a> server has a 500 limit so that's out.</p><p>Hummm - No wonder people have problems joining <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mastodon</span></a> </p><p>Where is <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/JohnMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JohnMastodon</span></a> when you need him!?</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/infosec" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>infosec</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/security" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>security</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/cybersecurity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cybersecurity</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/risk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>risk</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/fedi22" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fedi22</span></a></p>
Mad A. Argon :qurio:<p>I wonder about John Mastodon and Joan Mastodon. Are they simply couple/marriage or something two in one person (or two sides of person), like in royal family in Elden Ring?</p><p><a href="https://is-a.cat/tags/JohnMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JohnMastodon</span></a></p>
william.maggos<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mementomori.social/@rolle" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>rolle</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://en.osm.town/@thibaultmol" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>thibaultmol</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@protonprivacy" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>protonprivacy</span></a></span> </p><p><a href="https://liberal.city/tags/JohnMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JohnMastodon</span></a> won too many times in a row.</p>
John Mastodon :mastodon:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@bici" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>bici</span></a></span> The Log Lady asked me to tell you this:</p><p>Sometimes ideas, like men, jump up and say, 'Hello!' They introduce themselves, these ideas, with words – are they words? These ideas speak so strangely.</p><p>All that we see in this world is based on someone's ideas. Some ideas are destructive, some are constructive. Some ideas can arrive in the form of a dream. I can say it again: some ideas arrive in the form of a dream.</p><p>Be grateful, for <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JohnMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JohnMastodon</span></a> has spoken to you.</p>
John Mastodon :mastodon:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@bici" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>bici</span></a></span> Consider this story from the life of John Mastodon:</p><p>John Mastodon was tripping out in the Antarctic. An old woman questioned "What is the nature of a ball?" John replied: "Ask me next week."</p><p>These are the words of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JohnMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JohnMastodon</span></a>.</p>
John Mastodon :mastodon:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@bici" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>bici</span></a></span> Here's the cocktail you asked for! I call it the Duntocher Digestive-tract Fucker.</p><p>Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Into this pour the juice of 5 lemons. Add 3 measures of acetone. Top up with sweat. Shake incompetently for 3 minutes, then strain into a dog bowl. Na zdrowie!</p><p>This is <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JohnMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JohnMastodon</span></a>, signing out.</p>
John Mastodon :mastodon:<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@bici" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>bici</span></a></span> Study these words carefully:</p><p>Mr. Arthur Scargill gave away his shoes.</p><p>These are the words of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JohnMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JohnMastodon</span></a>.</p>
John Mastodon :mastodon:<p>Study these words carefully:</p><p>The elegant footballer discarded his watch.</p><p>This is <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JohnMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JohnMastodon</span></a>, signing out.</p>
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