»Wer in den USA einen neuen #Tesla kaufen will, kann dafür keinen #Cybertruck in Zahlung geben. Der Hersteller akzeptiert eigene Occasionen nicht mehr, weil Cybertrucks praktisch unverkäuflich sind.«
Die *eigenen* Autos nicht bei Kauf eines Neuwagens in Zahlung nehmen?
Kaufste einen CyberTruck
Biste damit cyberStuck 
I'm glad electric cars had the chance to get a foothold in the market before Elon made them the object of ridicule again. This could have set us back 50 years.
A hard look at sales figures shows the #cybertruck to be a bigger flop than the #Edsel, a name synonymous with failure. It looks like a dumpster; it's had eight recalls in a year; and its sales are 84% lower than predicted. No genius, Musk is just a Nazi.
"Cybertruck recalls nationwide!!!" [ ± 1min]
by TonyMichaelsPodcast [Apr 12, 2025]
https://www.europesays.com/2005771/ 4 Tesla Owners Share Concerns Amid Elon Musk Backlash #brand #BusinessInsider #CAR #cybertruck #daughter #ElonMusk #ElonMuskBacklash #MultipleTeslas #Musk #people #protest #story #tesla #TeslaModelY #TeslaOwner #trump #VEHICLE
Do I care that Tesla has stopped producing the Cybertruck?
Hell, no.
Nobody buys a dumpster; they rent them.
BREAKING: Tesla is dropping their ugly-assed, cheaply made, ridiculously unsafe Cybertruck line as demands for Musk’s Swasticars plummet.
BREAKING: Tesla is dropping their ugly-assed, cheaply made, ridiculously unsafe Cybertruck line as demands for Musk’s Swasticars plummet.
Something I didn't quite understand was the whole "throw slices of cheese onto Teslas" thing. I mean, sure, it will do some damage to the finish of a car, particularly one like the #Cybercuck, but cured meats like bologna, salami and the like have even more capacity to damage (and more quickly).
Especially as we go into the hotter, sunnier months with ever-earlier sunrises, plastering Teslas with sliced food products becomes a better strategy. It's especially useful if done in the wee hours of the morning before sunup. That food product could be sitting on a #Tesla for a few, sunny hours before its owner comes out to drive it to work.
#swasticar
#CyberTruck
Hey, #Cybertruck owners.
Elon 's wealth is heavily built on the subsidies of a nation he is now HELPING DESTROY, so he doesn't get to "separate his products from his policies."
He stole #Tesla from the original founders, sold out #Ukraine to #Russia, and turned #twitter into "#TruthSocial at home."
AND, every time cybertrucks make the news it's because how BAD they are and how they break down or hurt someone. EVERY TIME.
My best friend’s father in law has a #cybertruck and they were going to lunch today. FIL wanted to pick them up and take them to lunch in it. My friend and his wife declined. They followed in their own car because they didn’t want to be seen in it. There’s a reason he’s my best friend. 
My research shows that there was never any #Cybertruck branded dildo released to the market for loyal #Tesla fans because the Cybertruck is the Cybertruck dildo
Blathering – 381 – Der Kontrollgriff ins Klo
Wir reden über reizende Dinge im MiWuLa, weniger reizende Dinge in der Welt und drucken mal wieder in mehr als zwei Dimensionen. Außerdem stechen wir mit Piraten in die See und schauen anderen Freibeutern in letzter Sekunde beim Siegen zu.
https://www.blathering.de/2025/04/blathering-381-der-kontrollgriff-ins-klo/
#Politik #Aktuelles #Wirtschaft #Ukraine #Israel #USA #Indien #Koalitionsvertrag #Medienversagen #LongCovid #Cybertruck #Drucker #E-Schiffe #Handelskrieg #CancelCulture #Hamburg #NDR
Tesla : pourquoi le Cybertruck est un flop
https://tube.fede.re/videos/watch/455ebccc-722e-4c75-870d-c51e9d283437
Il nuovo #Cybertruck rivoluziona il mercato: con un costo più basso e un'autonomia potenziata, il futuro è elettrizzante! #TeslaRevolution
Tesla in Trouble
Owners try to dump their Teslas due to Musk's politics, as people around the globe boycott the brand.
This has led to a decline in Tesla resale value and a massive surplus of undesirable new Cybertrucks; enough that there are reports that the company will no longer accept its own Cybertrucks as trade-ins. https://www.jalopnik.com/1829010/tesla-unsold-cybertrucks-inventory/
#Tesla #Musk #Cybertruck #Swasticars #WankPanzer #TuckersBalls
#ElonMusk #Tesla #Cybertruck #Edsel
'Ford hoped to sell 200,000 Edsels a year when it hit the market in 1958, but managed just 63,000. Sales plunged in 1959 and the brand was dumped in 1960. Musk predicted that Cybertruck might see 250,000 annual sales. Tesla sold just under 40,000 in 2024, its first full year. There’s no sign that volume is rising this year, with sales trending lower in January and February, according to Cox Automotive.'
