The house erupted and he caught a rose in his teeth. The judges could barely contain themselves over the sauciest salsa they'd ever seen. It was all they could do to usher him backstage.
"If I didn't know better, I'd think you were made of rubber," one of the security team commented despite himself.
"Seduction is an art, not a spell," Dracula smiled gracefully. "Anyone can learn it with enough practice."